unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
That 10K?

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

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Dream

It’s good to know that I’m my dreams I can help my friends getting out of being framed for murder. #what

I am laughing way to hard at this

I am laughing way to hard at this

Can we talk about how desperate I am for a teaching job?

Titanic is nominating everybody

Titanic is nominating everybody

Band flashback

Band flashback

There’s nothing more patriotic than gas and beer.

tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

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Well, alright then haha. Way to go Brunswick!

Well, alright then haha. Way to go Brunswick!

What was on this plate? The world may never know. #yummy

What was on this plate? The world may never know. #yummy

Hahahaha #Washington

Hahahaha #Washington

Sign me up!

Sign me up!

dennys:

shouts to all the band kids who worked really hard to master an instrument in high school and double shouts to the ones who wore goofy outfits and did it in choreographed steps like seriously that sounds outrageously difficult like poaching a perfect egg but yeah denny’s has yr backs and you’re welcome in our humble diners after any and every recital, concert, home game, et al.