I am laughing way to hard at this

I am laughing way to hard at this

Can we talk about how desperate I am for a teaching job?

Titanic is nominating everybody

Titanic is nominating everybody

Band flashback

Band flashback

There’s nothing more patriotic than gas and beer.

tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

(via thefuuuucomics)

Well, alright then haha. Way to go Brunswick!

Well, alright then haha. Way to go Brunswick!

What was on this plate? The world may never know. #yummy

What was on this plate? The world may never know. #yummy

Hahahaha #Washington

Hahahaha #Washington

Sign me up!

Sign me up!

dennys:

shouts to all the band kids who worked really hard to master an instrument in high school and double shouts to the ones who wore goofy outfits and did it in choreographed steps like seriously that sounds outrageously difficult like poaching a perfect egg but yeah denny’s has yr backs and you’re welcome in our humble diners after any and every recital, concert, home game, et al. 

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

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sarahj-art:

Nightly ritual followed by regret.


This is absolutely the most positively truest thing ever written on the Internet.

sarahj-art:

Nightly ritual followed by regret.

This is absolutely the most positively truest thing ever written on the Internet.

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